So begins What The Hell con.

Gravy boy has already vandalized the table. The devil girl has gone over to the evil gravy side.

Gravy boy artist smears evil death on my whipe board.

A fellow SCAD sequential major draws pretty, pretty boys

IRON CHEF competition!!! With emo boy, angry goth girl, and fanboy.

The secret engredient was hot sauce but for some ungodly reason they had squid.



Turns out, one of the judges really liked squid.

The ladies gather for the meat market.

The meat lines up.

He crawled around asking in a pitiful voice if you'd buy him. It was all I could do not to leap over the table.


Some guys were.... athletic.

He had a scottish accesnt and a GARTER BELT! I had a puddle of drool in front of me.

Mad Scientist from DaDa Detective!


He came clothed but the auctioneer soon took care of that. He had a super hero jacket on!

Get your own "I Enjoy Angsting in the Dark" shirt!


This guy was hella smooth.



We made the emo boy strip. He whined about blogging about it the whole time.

oh my good god in heaven and all things geek it's MALCOLM RENALDS (firefly)

Handcuffed.

and stripped.....I was making noices only dogs could hear.

"for details, purchase"

The pictures are so blury because I'm bidding my ass off while taking pictures.

Of course I won. I payed $60

worth EVERY penny.

Two years ago the blond dressed as Spike. Last year these guys did Harry Potter.

Make a guess who won the bid?











Devil boy was given a Cat-o-nine tails (whip)








Malcolm offers his cuffs.


The other hell hounds watch on.


Sold, for $225





I'm in my secret happy special place.